Carnage in the Office
Symptoms: Head buzzing, ear ringing, heart racing, shallow breathing, adrenaline pumping, appetite dwindling, blood pressure rising, stomach churning, imaginary blood dripping down the forehead.....
Diagnosis: Insanity in the office: Plan strategic work plan and have it out with budget within 12 hours. One media event in 6 days' time which media invite should be out yesterday....
Treatment: Bottle of Tequila to be stocked under the table with various shot glasses and lime slices.
Me: J, I think we need to store a bottle of Tequila under the table and drink when we need to to deal with the madness. How about you go buy a bottle now?
J: How about I get a few cans of kerosene, pour it around the building and douse the rest all over and throw a lighted match in?
Perfect!
Diagnosis: Insanity in the office: Plan strategic work plan and have it out with budget within 12 hours. One media event in 6 days' time which media invite should be out yesterday....
Treatment: Bottle of Tequila to be stocked under the table with various shot glasses and lime slices.
Me: J, I think we need to store a bottle of Tequila under the table and drink when we need to to deal with the madness. How about you go buy a bottle now?
J: How about I get a few cans of kerosene, pour it around the building and douse the rest all over and throw a lighted match in?
Perfect!
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